Of Mother Goose, Lame Ducks, and Quail

Excerpted from Fox Interview transcript:

Cheney: Well, ultimately, I'm the guy who pulled the trigger that fired the round that hit Harry. And you can talk about all of the other conditions that existed at the time, but that's the bottom line.


This is Harry.

This is the round
That hit Harry.

This is the trigger
That fired the round
That hit Harry.

This is the guy
Who pulled the trigger
That fired the round
That hit Harry.

This is the ranch
Where hunted the guy
Who pulled the trigger
That fired the round
That hit Harry.

These are the quail,
That live on the ranch
Where hunted the guy
Who pulled the trigger
That fired the round
That hit Harry.


This is the dame
Who raised the quail,
That live on the ranch,
Where hunted the guy,
Who pulled the trigger
That fired the round
That hit Harry.

This is the reporter that wrote the tale
Told by the dame
Who raised the quail
That live on the ranch
Where hunted the guy
Who pulled the trigger
That fired the round
That hit Harry.

This is the house, with influence stale,
Now trying to spin the reporter’s tale
Told by the dame
Who raised the quail
That live on the ranch
Where hunted the guy
Who pulled the trigger
That fired the round
That hit Harry.

This is the man who faces jail
Who worked in the house, with influence stale,
Now trying to spin the reporter’s tale
Told by the dame
Who raised the quail
That live on the ranch
Where hunted the guy
Who pulled the trigger
That fired the round
That hit Harry.

This is the spy, heroic female
Exposed by the man who faces jail
Who worked in the house, with influence stale,
Now trying to spin the reporter’s tale
Told by the dame
Who raised the quail
That live on the ranch
Where hunted the guy
Who pulled the trigger
That fired the round
That hit Harry.

The gunman's evidentiary trail
Leads to the spy, heroic female
Exposed by the man who faces jail
Who worked in the house, with influence stale,
Now trying to spin the reporter’s tale
Told by the dame
Who raised the quail
That live on the ranch
Where hunted the guy
Who pulled the trigger
That fired the round
That hit Harry.